OK now that she is distracted, look quick at the picture above, that's Lance Armstrong's new baby named Max!
Lance and girlfriend Anna Hansen welcomed their first child (fourth for Lance) in a Colorado hospital yesterday. Afterward, Lance decided to share a pic of the 7lbs 5oz bundle of adorableness on his Twitter ... ya know, because that's what we do in 2009.
Three years ago when the rocker and biker were together, Lance said Sheryl was pressuring him to set a wedding date and was eager to have a baby with him. That's when he hoped on his Huffy and said adios. He reportedly told Sheryl Crow he wasn't ready to become a father again ... oops.
Lance also shared on Twitter: "Wassup, world? My name is Max Armstrong and I just arrived. My Mommy is healthy and so am I." It's good to know all is well in Armstrongvania, let's just hope Sheryl Crow doesn't know what Twitter is. Or News. Or Television.