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Naomi Campbell: Re-Programmed

July 13, 2009 ι Jarett Wieselman

There is almost nothing more I love in Hollywood than an unapologetic crazy bitch. They're not as common as you'd think since the Linday's and Courtney's of the world are constantly making amends for their absurd antics. But Naomi Campbell has never been one of those people.

All of her apologies were court ordered so I never really bought the act. Especially since she never actually reformed her bad girl ways. Until now. Sad face. The best spokesperson BlackBerry ever had claims in the new issue of Giant Magazine to have turned her life around thanks to something called "The Program."

According to Naomi, banning alcohol has re-focused her life, vision and throwing arm. "I'm not able to drink alcohol, my body can not handle it," she says. "Some people can handle a drink or a line of cocaine, but I've come to realize that, for me, it's all or nothing -- and it has to be nothing."

Naomi also regularly reduces her diet to nothing but seaweed chips and a master cleanse for days at a time, which flushes all the toxins from her body and supposedly balances her chi. Sounds more like it prevents her from storing up enough energy to freak the eff out, but whatevs.

"I'm in the program and I'm proud to be," she says. "It teaches you to let go, I wish I knew about it earlier." Yeah, so do Georgina Galanis, Amanda Brack, Gaby Gibson, Ana Scolavino and the staff of Heathrow's Terminal 5.

Photo: Stringer/AFP/Getty Images

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