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So many thoughts ran through my head while watching the trailer for "Shark Night 3D" so I decided to present them all, in chronological order!
0:10 - why didn't any of my friends have awesome lake houses growing up?
0:11 - whoa, was that Katharine McPhee?!?!
0:15 - nice to see Dustin Milligan getting work since being written off '90210'
0: 17 - that dog is going to be the only one to survive.
0: 20 - oh man, that guy in the trunk next to him is seriously NOT in college.
0: 30 - yep, definitely Katharine McPhee, rocking a nose ring & tattoos, which tells you she will die
0: 35 - and she takes her top off. might be the first to die.
0: 45 - oh wait, there's a black guy in this group of friends -- clearly he's first to die
0: 57 - yep, there he goes
1: 07 - title card says, "from the producer of 'Hostel' and one of the producers of 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'" -- one of? What're the others doing and why didn't think appeal to them?
1:10 - oh man, Dustin's gotten jacked since nine-oh. Glad he's shirtless in 90 percent of these scenes
1:19 - shark appears, teens explain it's a salt water lake and that's how it survives. Do those exist? note to self: google later
1 : 25 - ooh, interesting -- plot hinges on people intentionally putting sharks in water to kill. Me likey!
1: 37 - Dustin's character lowered into shark infested water by killer -- now understanding how the "Hostel" producer comes into play.
1: 39 - oh man, Sara Paxton is gonna spend a LOT of time bending over in that bikini.
1:48 - ok, lots of water, death, skin, explosions and splashes. This movie looks like fun!
1:54 - requisite "Jaws" homage caps off the trailer.
Watch the trailer for "Shark Night 3D" here!
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