- Posted: 1:20 PM, August 26, 2011
The episode opens with Situation giving his twin Brittany the boot and checking on her sister Erica, who is still in bed with Vinny and/or Deena. As Erica drunkenly stumbles out of the house, Vinny lets the world know that he and Deena pulled off a bigger tag team victory than when The Rock and Mankind became WWE champions (for all of you wrestling fans out there).
With that, we return to the Situation/Snooki/Jionni triangle that has developed. Situation informs the guys that when his friend (The Unit) was hooking up with Snooki’s friend Ryder that he had hooked up with Snooki. Snooki, who seems to be deeply in love with her boyfriend back home Jionni, says she spurned Situation’s advances and he is just mad she wouldn’t hook up with him. I believe we need a federal investigation into what actually happened!
Regardless, Snooki tells Jionni about the whole situation with The Situation and he lovingly accepts that Snooki is telling the truth and all is right between the biggest power couple since Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
At Sunday dinner the girls decide to dress up as what I believe were middle-aged Italian women (or the NJ Housewives version) which gives a frightening glance into “Jersey Shore Season 25.”
The tension at dinner can be cut with a knife as Situation and Snooki are still not exactly on speaking terms and Deena is mad at Pauly D and Vinny for saying she blocked Vinny from “Twinning.”
Deena, who reaffirms that she likes boys, is informed that she now has a criminal record in the house for pulling the robbery and is becoming increasingly upset at the boys’ constant teasing. All of this comes to a head when Vinny and Pauly D move Deena’s bed to the living room and she freaks out and runs to the sanctuary of the “Smush Room.”
JWoww, quite possibly the most level headed of the group, brings Deena’s bed back into the room, mediates the conversation between Vinny, Pauly D and Deena and settles the conflict once and for all.
The next day Pauly D, Deena and Snooki embark on their first day of work. In a battle of who is able to read a map better, Deena barely edges out the fan-favorite Snooki and directs the trio to work.
As Team Meatball stay inside and look absolutely miserable, Pauly D immediately takes to the streets with fliers and a megaphone and starts meeting girls and directing them into the pizzeria.
Back at the house, Conservative Ronnie isn’t all that conservative it turns out. JWoww catches him flirting on the phone with his fling Hannah back home. JWoww, once again proving she is the mediator of the crew, pulls Ronnie outside and asks him not to do this to Sammi. Ronnie just asks her to butt out because it’s not any of her business (storm’s brewing here!)
We cut back to the pizzeria and see Team Meatball launching a diabolical plot to have a customer buy them two bottles of wine so they can drink on the job. While their plan starts off flawlessly, it is quickly thwarted and their boss commits what Snooki calls “alcohol abuse.” I think America has a different idea of what alcohol abuse really is.
It’s that night that things really get messy as the cast all head out to a club. Vinny quickly gets shot down, Ronnie quickly puts shots down and Pauly D and Situation find two girls looking to get down. Naturally, with Ronnie as drunk as he is, he and Sam quickly fight (whoever had one episode on the over/under, congratulations).
Back at the house Pauly D and Situation kick their girls out for wasting their time but the real action happens when Sammi reveals to Ronnie that Situation said Ronnie wanted to bring back five girls to the house.
Forget Irene, Hurricane Ronnie is on a warpath and has his eyes set on Situation next episode.