- Last Updated: 1:37 AM, June 26, 2012
- Posted: 1:37 AM, June 26, 2012
Hondo, who lately had been gaining ground on the NRN (nasty red number), wiped out last night when the Cubs ate up the chicken chow Mets and the Twins hosed the Chisox, causing the debt to rise to 1,320 mcdowells.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch is ready to eliminate the negative by wagering his entire deficit on Hudson in the Braves-D’backs game. Additionally, he will make more conventional investments on the Native Americans and Blue Jays -- 10 units apiece on Masterson and Laffey to yuk it up.
Christie Brinkley and former husband Peter “Petey Porn” Cook agreed yesterday to have a parental coordinator help them care for their children. That’s a win-win as the kids will be subjected to less bickering by their pathetic parents and Petey Porn will have more time to troll the Internet. . .Rielle Hunter referred to Elizabeth Edwards as “crazy” and “a witch on wheels” in her book. That’s good news for John Edwards, who has to be thinking: Now maybe they’ll understand why I was messing around with that skank while my wife was fighting cancer.