Posted: 4:33 am
October 11, 2008
"But here in the depressing economy, the real winner is O.J. Simpson. He's got 25-to-life of free room and board."
"Even Donald Trump is hurting because of the economy. Today, Donald Trump took that thing on his head to the pound." - David Letterman
"The economy is still not good. Near my house, the sperm bank failed."
"I saw Bill Gates buying lottery tickets, that's how bad it is."
"Even the mob is doing credit checks now, that's how bad it is." - Jay Leno
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